we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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