are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Randomize
