I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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