FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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