Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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