You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
In other news, I just burned my penis
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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