Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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