fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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