walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I had to cum in my sink.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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