you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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