Porn is love you can see.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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