I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
Randomize
