Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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