Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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