first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
I faked an abortion last night.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Randomize
