Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
