kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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