Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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