kristin has been a bad kristin
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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