found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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