..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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