I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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