stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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