Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
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