come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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