yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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