I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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