I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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