Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
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