I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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