why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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