I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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