a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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