addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
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