My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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