Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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