i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
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