I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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