We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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