3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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