But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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