Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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