So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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