Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
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