Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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