i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I am one with the molecules
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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