People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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