Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Dicks are not precious.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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