i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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