Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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