fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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