This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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