you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I think I died a long time ago.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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