I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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