What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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