it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
