Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
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