my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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