Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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